What the Cat Dragged In
Nov. 7th, 2025 10:13 amby Cosmoscopic
"I wasn’t trying to suggest that you’re incapable of committing your own murders, darling. I just thought it might be nice for you not to have to. And thus he—" Eames scuffs the side of Fauré’s corpse with his shoe. "—is no longer your problem."
"He’s leaking all over my goddamn floor. This is definitely my fucking problem."
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Eames wants to show Arthur how much he cares, so he brings him a dead rat. (Or: Two men fall in love over a corpse)
Prequel to megaphone to my chest, but can be read standalone.
Words: 3218, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of they'll hang us in the louvre
- Fandoms: Inception (2010)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
- Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
- Additional Tags: Post-Canon, established situationship, Lovers to lovers, Fluff and Humor, Military Backstory, they have so much history together, Banter, Implied/Referenced Cannibalism, no actual cannibalism takes place, Non-graphic Description of a Corpse